First, his other front top incisor came out, and was nearly lost. An exhaustive search of the house left his parents empty-handed. Luckily his father happened upon it later that evening, in time to set it out for me that night. FMO woke to find mini soccer and basketballs and a knight figure on a horse.
All childhood systems, biological and mystical were functioning in harmony up until that point. It is what happened the next night that has caused the TF Scam-O-Meter to raise to Def-con orange.
His mother caught him standing in the kitchen in ungodly early hours, already missing another top incisor, forever lost. Blood was smeared across his face and on the walls like a crime scene. He had hold of the fourth top incisor and was working himself into a wiggling frenzy! She took him back to bed, where he wiggled and jiggled until the final top incisor gave way, then fell back asleep.
My intelligence analysts tell me this could be a rare case of USDA (Unauthorized Self Dental Alleviation). This has occurred a few times when children have attempted to acquire more money or presents by prematurely extracting their teeth. Regardless of how the teeth came out, they're out. FMO woke a morning later to his first real tool, a hammer.
This time, FMO's teeth were loose enough to provide him plausible deniability, but from now on, I've got my eye on him!
Yours truly,
The Tooth Fairy
Grillz, LLC
www.cashforteeth.com
This time, FMO's teeth were loose enough to provide him plausible deniability, but from now on, I've got my eye on him!
Yours truly,
The Tooth Fairy
Grillz, LLC
www.cashforteeth.com
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