Tooth Fairy Chronicles: Episode III

While camping at Bartlett Lake in AZ with friends and family, FMO's mother provided unintentional assistance with the loss of his top front tooth. While assisting him in removing his sweatshirt, the collar caught on the protruding tooth and it flipped up and out of his mouth and off onto the sand by the lake. Hours of searching with meticulous systematic archaeological dig site precision produced no tooth. It is forever lost among the sand and myriad tiny rocks and broken white mussel shell pieces.

Fortunately, there is a clause in the Tooth Fairy by-laws which allows for exceptions in extenuating circumstances, where maximum possible effort has been made to locate a tooth. Additionally, since the tooth was significantly loose already, there was no penalty imposed in this case for "Early Tooth Withdrawal".

Despite sub-par parental involvement, upon wakening the following morning, FMO discovered, atop his pillow, a new pull-back car.

Yours truly,
The Tooth Fairy
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